A scientist said to God one day, “God, we don’t need you anymore. We can do everything that You ever did. Why, we can even create life out of nothing!”<\/p>\n
“Really?” God said, “Tell me about this.”<\/p>\n
“We can take dirt, form it into the shape of a person, and breathe life into it, just as You did,” said the scientist.<\/p>\n
“Will you show me how you can do this?” God asked the scientist.<\/p>\n
So the scientist gathered up a pile of dirt and began to shape it into the form of a man.<\/p>\n
God exclaimed, “No, no, wait a minute! Get your own dirt!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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