Funny, But Oh, So True!
A scientist said to God one day, “God, we don’t need you anymore. We can do everything that You ever did. Why, we can even create life out of nothing!” “Really?” God said, “Tell me about this.” “We can take dirt, form it into the shape of a person, and breathe life into it, just […]
Who’s a Bore?
A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company. — Gian Vincenzo Gravina
On Beauty
I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? — Jean Kerr
Why the 10 Commandments Had to Go
The Ten Commandments display was removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There was a good reason for the move. You can’t post Thou Shalt Not Steal, Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, and Thou Shall Not Lie in a building full of lawyers and politicians without creating a hostile work environment.